Elton John performed at Amy's funeral, he done a lovely rendition of "Candle under the Spoon"
Amy was cremated, early reports suggest that her ashes will have a street value of 90 quid a gram.
My dyslexic mate just rand me and said there has been a death at an army warehouse somewhere in London.
Amy Winehouse walks into a bar and the barman says sorry we dont serve spirits here.
Amy Winehouse's biopsy reveals that she died from mixing drugs and cider. And that's why sometimes you'll hear people say, there's methadone in the magners.
I've just popped down with my floral tribute to Amy Winehouse, last years Xmas tree. It's the perfect tribute, 5 & a half feet, dead & surrounded by needles.
Wow, Amy Winehouse is dead. Unfortunately, her parents can't keep her ashes as it would be possession of a Class A drug.
I'd like to be the first to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 24 hours of sobriety.
Can all those waiting to make a joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line. It's what she would've wanted.
Amy Winehouse approaches the gates of Heaven and is at the back of a massive queue of people. St. Peter sees her and beckons her to the front. "Am I getting special treatment because of my fame?" she asks. St. Peter replies, "No, we're still waiting for a Norwegian translator for this lot!"
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