its probably bic who is in the process off marketing the shower gel... as i think from memory he has done similar campaigns

I'm starting a whip round to keep the nation from having to view Sabre washing himself down with a tea bag.

Don't know anything about this! It isn't Lynx I don't think. But I will send off tomorrow and put myself forward - just to see if I get through to the auditions. In my endless quest for fame I just got my design company onto the Gadget Show later this year - on the proviso that we get to work directly with Suzie Perry and not one of the other numpties!!

I am in. I have children and a partner all I need is a fluffer for the shower scene.

Hard, i know, to believe I have no modelling experience as I have been on several occassions the face of GBH for men.

Anyway if Big Toby D got the Barclaycard waterslide bollox it must be my turn.

I think I would be perfect for the role. How much does it pay and what are the chances of groupies / stalkers / obsessive nyphomaniac fans?

I don't think fixing SD's or Enduros that have been thrown down the track is really what they mean by Motorcyle Building and Restoration though, if it was though Bic or Luke would be a shoe in.

Klincky obviously couldn't do it as he's already done that lynx /specsavers ad on the beach and Superdans Blue Steel is obviously Global already, Motoronin wouldn't be able to stay on the bike long enough for them to film him and nobody wants to see my Chopper again, not since the xmas do, so I guess it's either got to be Jocke and his custom non engined motorcycle or Dutch and his upcoming Durassic sport monster.

Except Jocke is probably still drunk though after Finlands obliteration of Sweden in the Ice Hockey Championships for the first time in 16 years and so probably can't pick him self up long enough to apply anyway so really it's just Dutch.

Well done Dutch, it's all yours