Superdan
2012-06-15 13:40:00 UTC
I think we need to test out his skills, as so far I think we have only scratched the surface of the sheer magnitute of his prowess, as a computer, although sent from the future I dont believe he has accrued "emotional state" so obviously he would never create a thread like this to show of his vaingloriousness.
So post up your questions and ask Bert, maybe you want to know what you should have for tea? what shirt you should wear? even the meaning of life.
nampus
2012-06-15 13:51:00 UTC
I'll leave the rest of the answers to Bert
tripoddave
2012-06-15 15:26:00 UTC
I have a KTM250EXE-F (with a 280 big bore kit) and a Husky TC250 (enduro conversion).
Should I trade them both in for a KTM350EXE, accept that I'm nearly 50 and should back off a bit and get a Freeride or just sell the Husky and put the money towards the fortune I've spent on making my SD no faster at all?
Thanks
stalker
2012-06-15 16:40:00 UTC
what is a good excuse for not keeping up with the others at crashfest ?
omky756
2012-06-15 17:08:00 UTC
Bert
2012-06-15 17:27:00 UTC
Post missing.
Bert
2012-06-15 17:30:00 UTC
Post missing.
Bert
2012-06-15 17:37:00 UTC
Post missing.
Superdan
2012-06-15 17:41:00 UTC
BASH69
2012-06-15 18:33:00 UTC
how can i evade tax for the rest of my life and not get caught (and living a gypsy/pikey lifestyle isnt an option)
Thanks Bert
tripoddave
2012-06-15 18:43:00 UTC
Post missing.
Linga
2012-06-15 18:53:00 UTC
Post missing.
Stupid Luke
2012-06-15 23:06:00 UTC
How did Dribbleduke survive big school? If he had gone to an english secondary he would have spent 5 years with a wedgie and his head down the toilet. No more pipe dreams but a good look at U bends.
Now that Jim'll fix it is no more is there any way that Freestyler could ever overtake anyone on track?
Has Klincky had a lottery win to fund all his trackdays and blingtastic improvements or is he getting paid to be Rula Lenska's hair double?
Has Gin Reaper forgotten about my need for a R & G crashbung for my motorsickle?
Viking
2012-06-15 23:11:00 UTC
Post missing.
SDNerd
2012-06-15 23:38:00 UTC
Will my sprocket arrive on Monday so I can go to Oulton?
DribbleDuke
2012-06-16 04:00:00 UTC
What are the principle differences of the OEM Nissin front brake master cylinders used on 2006-07 GSX-R750s versus those on 2009-11 GSX-R1000s? That is, other than Suzuki's part numbers? Does one exceed the other in terms of performance?
Can you arrange a sizable, long term, no-interest loan for me - say, 40 billion USD? I promise to pay 100% of it back; installments or lump sum - whichever you prefer.
Since they are criminalizing possession and consumption of foie gras in Kalifronistan, could you drive to France, and have some shipped to me?
Is it possible to drink every variety of beer produced in Belgium in one's lifetime?
Do you own a Magic 8-Ball?
I have more questions, but let's see how answers to these turn out.
Thanks!
TLS_Russ
2012-06-16 04:57:00 UTC
Stupid Luke
2012-06-16 05:14:00 UTC
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Millar
2012-06-16 06:59:00 UTC
2. Has Ridley Scott become senile paranoid schizophrenic like George Lucas?
3. Will the Predators show up in the Prometheus sequel and kill everyone off because they are retarded? (please say yes)
4. Will every sci-fi movie from now on have the ubiquitous blah blah/boom boom siren sound in their theme song like that movie Inception?
5. Is Noomie Rapace the same girl in Dead Space: Extraction?
ktmguy
2012-06-16 08:14:00 UTC
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jmann
2012-06-16 10:15:00 UTC
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MADDOG53
2012-06-16 10:28:00 UTC
Is the comparisson life is like a penis: Hard and too short also accurate for me?
If the universe originated out of a black hole why is Africa such a mess?
What are next week winning lotto numbers? (PM me only on this)
Why are other people answering questions in this tread while it is supposed to be Bertcomputer answering?
jambox
2012-06-16 14:04:00 UTC
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TLS_Russ
2012-06-16 15:49:00 UTC
Bert
2012-06-16 17:28:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-16 17:56:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-16 18:02:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-16 18:04:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-16 18:10:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-16 18:46:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-16 18:49:00 UTC
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Superdan
2012-06-16 19:13:00 UTC
Bert
2012-06-16 19:14:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-16 19:18:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-16 19:35:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-16 19:42:00 UTC
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Linga
2012-06-16 19:58:00 UTC
CEREC1
2012-06-16 21:03:00 UTC
Stupid Luke
2012-06-16 21:05:00 UTC
Bert
2012-06-16 21:12:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-16 21:16:00 UTC
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Jermo
2012-06-17 01:04:00 UTC
Epic thread!
scamb66
2012-06-17 12:29:00 UTC
Bert
2012-06-17 20:07:00 UTC
Post missing.
wizzzard
2012-06-17 21:04:00 UTC
what kinda ram mount has this gentleman on th tank of his SD ?
He is filming with a harness, but there is a ram mount wich you can see lying on his tank attached with some kind of ram mount
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NS-jai_Rdc
Bert
2012-06-18 06:51:00 UTC
Post missing.
Superdan
2012-06-18 09:14:00 UTC
TLS_Russ
2012-06-18 09:40:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-18 10:01:00 UTC
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TLS_Russ
2012-06-18 11:33:00 UTC
CEREC1
2012-06-18 11:48:00 UTC
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TLS_Russ
2012-06-18 12:03:00 UTC
I have a new VPN for working in China now,
Works fine on my Mac in the office, works fine on my Sony laptop with Windows XP Pro, works fine on my IPhone to,
But on my spare Sony laptop with Windows 7, windows keeps telling me the program is not compatible even though it works ok.........
Why and how to get rid of the stupid little flag on the shortcut
Bert
2012-06-18 12:52:00 UTC
Post missing.
jmann
2012-06-18 13:01:00 UTC
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CEREC1
2012-06-18 19:18:00 UTC
CEREC1
2012-06-18 19:33:00 UTC
Bert
2012-06-18 20:04:00 UTC
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CEREC1
2012-06-18 20:26:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-18 20:33:00 UTC
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CEREC1
2012-06-18 21:07:00 UTC
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SDNerd
2012-06-18 21:17:00 UTC
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Davo-Singapore
2012-06-19 00:00:00 UTC
SDNerd
2012-06-19 00:44:00 UTC
DribbleDuke
2012-06-19 00:49:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-19 06:31:00 UTC
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Al3x
2012-06-22 21:28:00 UTC
I really can't be arsed to put the SAS back on...
Cheer Bert
Bert
2012-06-22 21:57:00 UTC
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Colonel_Klinck
2012-06-22 22:23:00 UTC
Al3x
2012-06-22 22:37:00 UTC
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Colonel_Klinck
2012-07-26 07:17:00 UTC
ktmguy
2012-07-26 08:39:00 UTC
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jambox
2012-07-26 11:10:00 UTC
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