I woke the other morning having a wierd notion.
It came as a wake up thought. That Americans have been storing up energy for tge tough times ahead.
I think that in a time gone by, we ate millions of calories and laid down for a long winters nap. The word that comes to mind is hibernation. Americans have taken that to a whole new level and it may become a new word-highborenation- we have come upon a new way of thinking that storing energy in the form of body fat is a useful way of protecting ourself from future down times.
BTU Man is a big ole Kentucky boy that states that he is much more american and patriotic than most. He stores btu's in the form of fat around his considerable waste and swears tgat some day when all hell breaks loose he will survive. Many store guns, many store food, but each kills the other trying to get and or protect thier stash,
Only BTU Man and his followers will make it through the tough times and sacrifice that happy healthy feeling now for Americas future.
So strange they think that BTU is British Thermal Unit when it seems so American.
Store On BTU Man!!!

The other way to think of it is that im letting btu man store his energy... so when alll hell breaks loose i can eat btu man.... survival of the fitest

Now that's just plain un-American better to tallow his ass and use the candlepower.
Fighting for America one fried chicken at a time

new game how many ways to kill btu man and harness his energy.....

make fat boy run on the tredmil to power my tv... thats yanky for you