Not sure if anyone's read this yet. But I'm only half-way through the responses and I'm still crying with laughter....
turnip
2012-04-26 09:32:00 UTC
tripoddave
2012-04-26 10:18:00 UTC
Priceless!
It took me 10mins to read the first two reviews.
It took me 10mins to read the first two reviews.
OldSlowSteve
2012-04-26 10:32:00 UTC
Er, Sorry mate, but why was it you were looking for gear to remove the hair from your nuts?
marc lenssen
2012-04-26 10:45:00 UTC
Still too much winterfat and I don't want to dish out for new bike leathers...
Jermo
2012-04-26 11:45:00 UTC
I nearly cried reading it
Blackduke77
2012-04-26 14:25:00 UTC
Who knew
jambox
2012-04-26 16:46:00 UTC
Saw this a couple of days ago.
Funny as.
Funny as.
Willh
2012-04-26 22:24:00 UTC
Thanks, I needed that.
kenscottphoto
2012-04-27 02:09:00 UTC
"I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin,
I get fed up with constantly cutting myself whilst trying to cut my ear and nose hair with a pair of Kitchen Scissors"
... I could go on and on....
In Tears
Thank you!
I get fed up with constantly cutting myself whilst trying to cut my ear and nose hair with a pair of Kitchen Scissors"
... I could go on and on....
In Tears
Thank you!
Anata
2012-05-03 14:29:00 UTC
...which only served to spread the napalm to my perineum...
...as I felt the liquid inferno sizzle its way into my most private of eyes, I lost consciousness...
...as I felt the liquid inferno sizzle its way into my most private of eyes, I lost consciousness...
Ducati Pete
2012-05-04 21:53:00 UTC
This thread is so much better than that knobber Klincks.
Colonel_Klinck
2012-05-04 22:15:00 UTC
you god damn two timer Pete
Ducati Pete
2012-05-04 22:16:00 UTC
nitrogeoff
2012-05-05 02:42:00 UTC
Hilarious. I forwarded that link to everyone I know.
Ducati Pete
2012-05-05 09:47:00 UTC
Post missing.
nampus
2012-05-05 10:03:00 UTC
This proved to be particularly effective a couple of weeks ago, as after crossing the hurdles finish line, I accidentally won the high jump and steeple chase too, looking for the water jump to wash the stuff off.