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I'll be bugged

DribbleDuke

DribbleDuke

2013-05-20 17:58:00 UTC

I was just cleaning a winshield on another bike of mine. Forever I am cleaning dead bugs on the inside of the shield. They smash on the perifry of the inside not much deeper than one and one half inches. They smash to bits as well as the ones who hit the face. I would like to see slow motion action of what possible vortex action could cause this phenominom.

I was once asked what goes through a bugs brain the moment it hits your windshield. I said I do not know. The answer was its asshole.
The next question was how do you blind an asian? Once again, I do not know, Stick a windshield in front of them.

On another note not wholly unrelated, I miss Ronin.

Stupid Luke

Stupid Luke

2013-05-20 18:04:00 UTC

It isnt a vortex action those bugs were overtaking you when they came to grief. You are travelling so slowly the bugs you hit head on bouce off with mild concussion.

Superdan

Superdan

2013-05-20 18:15:00 UTC

I have one for you dribble. How long is a piece of string?

DribbleDuke

DribbleDuke

2013-05-20 18:15:00 UTC

Post missing.

DribbleDuke

DribbleDuke

2013-05-20 18:22:00 UTC

Post missing.

MADDOG53

MADDOG53

2013-05-25 20:38:00 UTC

DripDuke, you need to go faster than the bugs to keep them off in inside of your wind screen...

ozarkhomie

ozarkhomie

2013-05-25 21:01:00 UTC

Just blob on "Rain-X" ,,and then they slide right off,,,up into your face shield,,,

Jody

Jody

2013-05-27 16:57:00 UTC

Spray hydrogen peroxide on the bugs and let soak for a minute...wipes right off without harming plastic/painted surfaces.

KTM666

KTM666

2013-05-29 12:34:00 UTC

Post missing.