Bert
2012-05-31 08:47:00 UTC
Superdan
2012-05-31 16:21:00 UTC
As you know, you can edit (even the title) and posting a reply on that thread just moves the post to the top of the list...
stalker
2012-05-31 17:59:00 UTC
blb
2012-05-31 18:07:00 UTC
Colonel_Klinck
2012-05-31 21:04:00 UTC
CEREC1
2012-05-31 21:08:00 UTC
shit I broke
motoronin
2012-05-31 21:18:00 UTC
omky756
2012-05-31 21:28:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-05-31 21:48:00 UTC
SDNerd
2012-05-31 21:56:00 UTC
DribbleDuke
2012-05-31 22:15:00 UTC
ktmguy
2012-05-31 22:27:00 UTC
Colonel_Klinck
2012-05-31 22:51:00 UTC
KTM666
2012-05-31 23:33:00 UTC
never mind
41KS
2012-06-01 04:15:00 UTC
DukeofCornwall
2012-06-01 06:47:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-01 06:54:00 UTC
Post missing.
Superdan
2012-06-01 08:40:00 UTC
BASH69
2012-06-01 14:16:00 UTC
SDNerd
2012-06-01 14:30:00 UTC
CEREC1
2012-06-01 14:53:00 UTC
stalker
2012-06-01 15:09:00 UTC
In fact, can it have its own button?
KTM666
2012-06-01 18:10:00 UTC
Superdan
2012-06-01 18:31:00 UTC
You really had to check out page 2?
wille
2012-06-01 19:24:00 UTC
Local tube entrance
BASH69
2012-06-01 21:10:00 UTC
Anyway, gratuitous boob shot -
motoronin
2012-06-01 21:39:00 UTC
omky756
2012-06-01 21:53:00 UTC
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evilwerkz
2012-06-01 23:19:00 UTC
MrZ32
2012-06-01 23:44:00 UTC
SDNerd
2012-06-02 00:01:00 UTC
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Crotchrockety
2012-06-02 00:38:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-02 00:46:00 UTC
jambox
2012-06-02 02:02:00 UTC
Post missing.
omky756
2012-06-02 02:03:00 UTC
omky756
2012-06-02 02:07:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-02 02:12:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-02 02:19:00 UTC
hahaha
Crotchrockety
2012-06-02 02:31:00 UTC
ktmguy
2012-06-02 02:33:00 UTC
ktmguy
2012-06-02 02:38:00 UTC
ktmguy
2012-06-02 06:18:00 UTC
ktmguy
2012-06-02 06:19:00 UTC
ktmguy
2012-06-02 06:20:00 UTC
omky756
2012-06-02 06:20:00 UTC
omky756
2012-06-02 07:04:00 UTC
stalker
2012-06-02 09:51:00 UTC
motoronin
2012-06-02 14:01:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-02 15:43:00 UTC
Superdan
2012-06-02 18:38:00 UTC
Post missing.
Colonel_Klinck
2012-06-02 18:55:00 UTC
stalker
2012-06-02 19:35:00 UTC
BASH69
2012-06-02 19:57:00 UTC
SDNerd
2012-06-02 21:46:00 UTC
DGShannon
2012-06-02 21:52:00 UTC
Post missing.
Crotchrockety
2012-06-03 03:36:00 UTC
Post missing.
Crotchrockety
2012-06-03 03:38:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-03 03:39:00 UTC
Edit. That is weird. It shows as a blank image that says it was deleted on Photobucket. Can everyone see a girl sneezing?
BASH69
2012-06-03 07:06:00 UTC
Sabre
2012-06-03 13:09:00 UTC
jambox
2012-06-03 13:09:00 UTC
Post missing.
Crotchrockety
2012-06-03 14:01:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-03 14:09:00 UTC
She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
It's no fun being old!!
--
Don Taylor
stalker
2012-06-03 20:57:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-04 01:10:00 UTC
ktmguy
2012-06-06 08:42:00 UTC
Maybe the zombies from the other tread invaded...
ShadeTheChangingMan
2012-06-06 10:27:00 UTC
Post missing.
Crotchrockety
2012-06-06 12:16:00 UTC
Post missing.
Crotchrockety
2012-06-06 12:27:00 UTC
ShadeTheChangingMan
2012-06-06 12:45:00 UTC
Post missing.
Jermo
2012-06-06 15:01:00 UTC
DribbleDuke
2012-06-06 17:13:00 UTC
Wrestle on Sue Mo Strapper.
Crotchrockety
2012-06-07 02:52:00 UTC
WTF motivates people to make things like this?
Crotchrockety
2012-06-07 02:54:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-07 03:18:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-07 03:20:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-07 03:21:00 UTC
lc4
2012-06-07 09:52:00 UTC
TLS_Russ
2012-06-07 14:49:00 UTC
ShadeTheChangingMan
2012-06-07 15:33:00 UTC
Post missing.
ShadeTheChangingMan
2012-06-07 15:47:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-07 17:50:00 UTC
Chicken lover?
jambox
2012-06-07 19:09:00 UTC
Jermo
2012-06-07 23:26:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-08 04:18:00 UTC
Post missing.
Linga
2012-06-08 04:20:00 UTC
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TLS_Russ
2012-06-08 04:27:00 UTC
omky756
2012-06-08 04:56:00 UTC
Post missing.
rac
2012-06-08 09:27:00 UTC
Post missing.
TLS_Russ
2012-06-08 13:29:00 UTC
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Superdan
2012-06-08 19:02:00 UTC
jambox
2012-06-08 19:06:00 UTC
Bert
2012-06-08 20:30:00 UTC
A thread like this in the 'Parts and accessories for sale' section really messes with my highly advanced search algorythms and that's why I've moved this thread to 'General banter'
Ducati Pete
2012-06-08 21:09:00 UTC
GODDAMMIT - I feel as though I've been missing out!
BASH69
2012-06-08 21:48:00 UTC
Colonel_Klinck
2012-06-08 21:51:00 UTC
Post missing.
Ducati Pete
2012-06-08 21:55:00 UTC
BASH69
2012-06-08 22:11:00 UTC
Post missing.
Jermo
2012-06-08 22:53:00 UTC
Ducati Pete
2012-06-08 23:00:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-09 01:00:00 UTC
Post missing.
omky756
2012-06-09 02:48:00 UTC
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stalker
2012-06-09 08:42:00 UTC
Colonel_Klinck
2012-06-09 09:32:00 UTC
Post missing.
motoronin
2012-06-09 10:32:00 UTC
Post missing.
jambox
2012-06-09 12:35:00 UTC
Post missing.
jambox
2012-06-09 12:36:00 UTC
Post missing.
Crotchrockety
2012-06-09 14:17:00 UTC
Colonel_Klinck
2012-06-09 14:44:00 UTC
Post missing.
ShadeTheChangingMan
2012-06-09 15:09:00 UTC
Actually, don't answer that
motoronin
2012-06-09 15:15:00 UTC
Post missing.
Superdan
2012-06-09 15:24:00 UTC
jambox
2012-06-09 15:41:00 UTC
motoronin
2012-06-09 16:07:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-09 16:11:00 UTC
Post missing.
cdlabate
2012-06-09 16:21:00 UTC
wille
2012-06-09 19:57:00 UTC
Sabre
2012-06-09 20:50:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-09 21:54:00 UTC
omky756
2012-06-10 00:41:00 UTC
omky756
2012-06-10 01:06:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:05:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:06:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:06:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:07:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:08:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:08:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:09:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:09:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:10:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:10:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:11:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:12:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:13:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:13:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:14:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:15:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:16:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 02:19:00 UTC
cdlabate
2012-06-10 08:04:00 UTC
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Crotchrockety
2012-06-10 10:22:00 UTC
ktmguy
2012-06-10 23:35:00 UTC
TLS_Russ
2012-06-11 01:02:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-06-11 06:35:00 UTC
Jermo
2012-06-11 12:32:00 UTC
WATER......
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre Of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more Than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, We are consuming 1 kilo of shit!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, Vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a Distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
So...
It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full Of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing this as a public service.
TLS_Russ
2012-06-11 13:40:00 UTC
Post missing.
motoronin
2012-06-11 14:08:00 UTC
Post missing.
Crotchrockety
2012-06-11 14:14:00 UTC
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TLS_Russ
2012-06-11 14:42:00 UTC
TLS_Russ
2012-06-11 14:58:00 UTC
DGShannon
2012-06-11 15:02:00 UTC
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TLS_Russ
2012-06-11 15:04:00 UTC
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BASH69
2012-06-11 15:04:00 UTC
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ShadeTheChangingMan
2012-06-11 15:04:00 UTC
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BASH69
2012-06-11 15:05:00 UTC
TLS_Russ
2012-06-11 15:06:00 UTC
TLS_Russ
2012-06-11 15:10:00 UTC
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Crotchrockety
2012-06-11 16:16:00 UTC
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TLS_Russ
2012-06-11 16:23:00 UTC
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SDNerd
2012-06-11 18:13:00 UTC
Jermo
2012-06-11 18:20:00 UTC
motoronin
2012-06-11 21:05:00 UTC
Post missing.
jambox
2012-06-11 23:58:00 UTC
Post missing.
jambox
2012-06-12 01:51:00 UTC
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TLS_Russ
2012-06-12 02:00:00 UTC
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Crotchrockety
2012-06-12 03:38:00 UTC
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TLS_Russ
2012-06-12 04:05:00 UTC
DGShannon
2012-06-12 04:49:00 UTC
Jermo
2012-06-12 14:21:00 UTC
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samba
2012-06-12 16:12:00 UTC
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TLS_Russ
2012-06-12 17:07:00 UTC
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omky756
2012-06-12 18:24:00 UTC
that wandered into traffic and get run over twice...
people walked past Her until a lady finally picked her up..
she did ultimately die..very insensative..The video
Was very disturbing ...
motoronin
2012-06-12 19:00:00 UTC
Post missing.
MADDOG53
2012-06-12 19:04:00 UTC
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motoronin
2012-06-12 20:32:00 UTC
Jermo
2012-06-12 23:57:00 UTC
Post missing.
TLS_Russ
2012-06-13 00:04:00 UTC
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Colonel_Klinck
2012-06-13 05:38:00 UTC
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TLS_Russ
2012-06-13 06:12:00 UTC
motoronin
2012-06-13 06:34:00 UTC
TLS_Russ
2012-06-13 07:54:00 UTC
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Jermo
2012-06-13 08:27:00 UTC
Post missing.
MADDOG53
2012-06-13 08:47:00 UTC
TLS_Russ
2012-06-13 08:55:00 UTC
motoronin
2012-06-13 08:59:00 UTC
Post missing.
TLS_Russ
2012-06-13 19:49:00 UTC
Jermo
2012-06-13 21:53:00 UTC
Post missing.
rac
2012-06-14 03:43:00 UTC
rac
2012-06-14 07:49:00 UTC
rac
2012-06-14 18:15:00 UTC
Post missing.
Stupid Luke
2012-06-14 18:21:00 UTC
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SDNerd
2012-06-14 20:23:00 UTC
Post missing.
The Gin Reaper
2012-06-14 22:23:00 UTC
......even if she was on top......
Jermo
2012-06-15 00:51:00 UTC
peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, "You probably don't want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad."
"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and d eposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his penis around himself twice and then stick it in his ear."
lc4
2012-06-15 09:36:00 UTC
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ktmguy
2012-06-15 09:40:00 UTC
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Bert
2012-06-15 10:18:00 UTC
The bits that caused this thread
ktmguy
2012-06-15 10:23:00 UTC
stalker
2012-06-15 19:01:00 UTC
Stratkat
2012-06-16 13:11:00 UTC
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lc4
2012-06-18 08:34:00 UTC
TLS_Russ
2012-06-18 08:42:00 UTC
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Crotchrockety
2012-06-19 13:18:00 UTC
jambox
2012-06-22 21:30:00 UTC
Jermo
2012-06-22 21:50:00 UTC
Post missing.
motoronin
2012-06-22 22:00:00 UTC
Willh
2012-06-28 21:40:00 UTC
Jermo
2012-06-29 12:14:00 UTC
Jermo
2012-06-29 23:37:00 UTC
Post missing.
Superdan
2012-06-29 23:40:00 UTC
Post missing.
No. 47
2012-06-30 12:33:00 UTC
Superdan
2012-06-30 20:40:00 UTC
motoronin
2012-07-01 13:44:00 UTC
Post missing.
SDNerd
2012-07-02 20:51:00 UTC
Decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is
About to shoot when he Hears,
Ribbit 9 Iron.'
The man looks around and doesn't
See anyone.
Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'
He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from thecup.
He is shocked.
He says to the frog,
'Wow that's amazing..
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies,
'Ribbit Lucky frog.'
The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.
'What do you think frog?'
The man asks.
'Ribbit 3 wood.'
The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one...
The man is befuddled and doesn'tknow
What to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the
Best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog,
'OK where to next?'
The frog replies,
'Ribbit Las Vegas ..
' They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says,
'OK frog, now What?'
The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'
Upon approaching the roulette table,
The man asks,
'What do you think I should Bet?'
The frog replies,
'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'
Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man
Figures what the heck.
Boom!
Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table
The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the Hotel.
He sits the frog down and Says,
'Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.'
The frog replies,
'Ribbit Kiss Me.'
He figures why not,
Since after all the frog did for Him,
He deserves it..
With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
'And that,
your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room.
So help me God
Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.'
Jermo
2012-07-02 20:54:00 UTC
Jermo
2012-07-02 21:01:00 UTC
motoronin
2012-07-02 21:50:00 UTC
Post missing.
Crotchrockety
2012-07-02 22:01:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-07-03 09:55:00 UTC
Post missing.
Crotchrockety
2012-07-03 12:02:00 UTC
jambox
2012-07-04 19:35:00 UTC
Colonel_Klinck
2012-07-04 19:41:00 UTC
wille
2012-07-04 20:23:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-07-04 20:35:00 UTC
Post missing.
Crotchrockety
2012-07-06 15:57:00 UTC
jambox
2012-07-11 00:40:00 UTC
Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little
daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would
be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention
that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Number Two Idiot
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to
steal a life raft from one of the 747s.
They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home.
Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a
Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them.
It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator
beacon that activated when the raft was inflated.
They are no longer employed at Boeing.
Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Number Three Idiot
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the
Branch and wrote this, "Put all your muny in this bag.";
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he
began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call
the police before he reached the teller's window.
So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.
She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the
brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his
stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip
and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip
or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left.
He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at
Bank of America .
Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Number Four Idiot
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that
measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car.
Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.
Several days later, he received a letter from the police that
contained another picture, this time of handcuffs.
He immediately mailed in his $40.
Wise guy ... But you still get a sign.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Number Five Idiot
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded
all of the cash from the cash drawer.
After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of
Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the
cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and
said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21.";
The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him
because she didn't believe him.
At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet
and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21
and she put the Scotch in the bag.
The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address
of the robber that he got off the license.
They arrested the robber two hours later.
This guy definitely needs a sign.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Idiot Number Six
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one shouted, "Nobody move!";
When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
This guy doesn't even deserve a sign.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Idiot Number Seven
Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly.
He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store
window, grab some booze, and run.
So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the
window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious.
It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass.
The whole event was caught on videotape.
Yep, here's your sign.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Idiot Number Eight
I live in a semi-rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative
office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here ! I don't
think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.";
Take the sign - Please!
jambox
2012-07-11 00:51:00 UTC
paul81
2012-07-11 02:01:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2012-07-11 02:41:00 UTC
Colonel_Klinck
2012-07-11 10:08:00 UTC
Post missing.
jambox
2012-07-13 20:36:00 UTC
stalker
2012-07-13 22:29:00 UTC
CEREC1
2012-07-14 12:02:00 UTC
Post missing.
stalker
2012-07-19 20:00:00 UTC
Colonel_Klinck
2012-07-19 20:07:00 UTC
motoronin
2012-07-19 20:17:00 UTC
Post missing.
Ducati Pete
2012-07-22 01:45:00 UTC
To which the Mother Superior replies "Yes, sister, it's the cobble stones. They do it every time..."
Linga
2012-07-22 01:51:00 UTC
Two Italian men and one Italian women.
Two French men and one French women.
Two German men and one German women.
Two Greek men and one Greek women.
Two English men and one English women.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian women.
Two Romanian men and one Romanian women.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese women.
Two American men and one American women.
Two Irish men and one Irish women.
After a month the following had happened:
One Italian man had killed the other Italian man over the Italian woman.
The two French men were living happily together with the French woman in a menage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternate visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is doing all the cleaning and cooking.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.
The three Romanians spend their time begging off the other 27 and flashing their gold teeth.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman keeps complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfilment, the division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.
Superdan
2012-07-22 01:55:00 UTC
The first blonde wishes to be smarter so that she could figure a way off the island. Genie turns her into a brunette, she crafts a little raft and rows away.
Second blonde wishes to be even smarter than the last and so the genie makes her a redhead. She fashions herself a coconut radio and calls in a rescue for herself.
The third blonde wishes to be the smartest of the three so that she can escape easily. The genie turns her into a man and she takes the bridge.
Colonel_Klinck
2012-07-22 02:01:00 UTC
Appalled, she runs to her boyfriend and tells him, "That dirty biker guy said he was going to take me home, get me naked then suck on my tits."
The boyfriend slams his drink on the bar, stands up and says, "What?! Where is that fooker? He's going to get his ass kicked."
The girlfriend says, "That's not the worst part, he said he was going to fill my pussy up with whiskey and drink it all out."
The boyfriend sits back down and grabs his drink.
"Well, aren't you going to go and kick his ass??" she asked.
The boyfriend says, "Anybody who can drink that much whiskey, I've got respect for."
Crotchrockety
2012-07-22 02:04:00 UTC
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."
But she did.
wille
2012-07-22 02:27:00 UTC
Post missing.
SDNerd
2012-07-23 20:12:00 UTC
jambox
2012-07-25 15:17:00 UTC
stalker
2012-07-30 18:48:00 UTC
Colonel_Klinck
2012-07-30 19:33:00 UTC
Best job ever!
jambox
2012-07-31 02:52:00 UTC
paul81
2012-08-02 16:25:00 UTC
Bert
2012-08-02 22:50:00 UTC
Friend of mine drives a sweet looking 1098 Ducati. Went into local supermarket to grab some groceries, left bike right in front of entrance. Came back out and some guy told him three fellows with a trailer were buzzing around his bike, found ignition lock busted. Proximity sensor of alarm probably scared them away. If he can't get that something broken inside the lock out from there rest of the riding season will be ruined while waiting replacement parts.... stupid junkie monkeys
KTM666
2013-04-29 14:34:00 UTC
paul81
2013-04-29 19:12:00 UTC
cheers for the cans nick, they're just the job
SDNerd
2013-04-29 21:35:00 UTC
Post missing.
paul81
2013-04-29 21:59:00 UTC
nothing to see here...
lc4
2013-04-30 08:44:00 UTC
stalker
2013-04-30 21:08:00 UTC
cheeheese
2013-04-30 21:49:00 UTC
stalker
2013-05-01 11:06:00 UTC
Whatever you do, dont press that big red button.
Jody
2013-05-01 12:05:00 UTC
tripoddave
2013-05-27 21:44:00 UTC
SDNerd
2013-05-28 11:11:00 UTC
Woody80
2013-05-28 15:37:00 UTC
I'd ignore it if I were you.
turnip
2013-05-28 17:55:00 UTC
KTM666
2013-05-28 18:55:00 UTC
Superdan
2013-05-29 15:13:00 UTC
motoronin
2013-05-29 16:05:00 UTC
turnip
2013-05-29 20:10:00 UTC
Post missing.
ktmguy
2013-05-29 20:56:00 UTC
KTM666
2013-05-29 21:01:00 UTC
lc4
2013-05-30 07:13:00 UTC
Post missing.
turnip
2013-05-30 07:21:00 UTC
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ktmguy
2013-05-31 11:01:00 UTC
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turnip
2013-05-31 11:19:00 UTC
Post missing.
Jody
2013-05-31 14:01:00 UTC
KTM666
2013-05-31 16:21:00 UTC
Post missing.
KTM666
2013-05-31 16:27:00 UTC
motoronin
2013-05-31 19:57:00 UTC
Post missing.
Colonel_Klinck
2013-05-31 20:40:00 UTC
stalker
2013-07-10 19:06:00 UTC
Stupid Luke
2013-07-10 21:05:00 UTC
Post missing.
ktmguy
2013-07-11 02:36:00 UTC
Took you a while to find this one Luke, bored?
Exitman
2013-07-11 03:35:00 UTC
Post missing.
Colonel_Klinck
2013-07-11 05:12:00 UTC
Post missing.
lc4
2013-09-23 09:51:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2013-10-31 16:03:00 UTC
Post missing.
ktmguy
2013-11-01 01:05:00 UTC
Post missing.
Bert
2013-11-01 07:11:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2013-11-01 13:21:00 UTC
stalker
2013-11-01 21:11:00 UTC
stalker
2013-11-01 21:26:00 UTC
stalker
2013-11-01 23:06:00 UTC
stalker
2013-11-18 21:18:00 UTC
ktmguy
2013-11-19 01:04:00 UTC
omky756
2013-11-19 02:40:00 UTC
Post missing.
Crotchrockety
2013-11-20 01:35:00 UTC
Post missing.
ktmguy
2013-12-18 00:56:00 UTC
omky756
2013-12-18 02:13:00 UTC
Post missing.
BassAgent
2013-12-18 02:36:00 UTC
ktmguy
2013-12-18 04:55:00 UTC
Post missing.
Crotchrockety
2013-12-18 04:59:00 UTC
Post missing.
BassAgent
2013-12-18 05:43:00 UTC
Post missing.
Superdan
2013-12-18 10:26:00 UTC
Luxamor
2013-12-18 16:32:00 UTC
Do not read.
Bert
2013-12-18 18:28:00 UTC
Luxamor
2013-12-18 20:24:00 UTC
This sentence should be quoted in a reply.
Not this sentence. Quote the sentence after the first sentence.
SDNerd
2013-12-18 20:27:00 UTC
Post missing.
Luxamor
2013-12-18 20:39:00 UTC
Post missing.
Luxamor
2013-12-18 21:18:00 UTC
Post missing.
omky756
2013-12-18 21:42:00 UTC
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Crotchrockety
2013-12-18 21:44:00 UTC
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Luxamor
2013-12-19 22:24:00 UTC
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I am ignoring this
Bert
2013-12-27 19:19:00 UTC
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omky756
2013-12-28 19:22:00 UTC
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ktmguy
2013-12-28 21:45:00 UTC
Post missing.
Luxamor
2013-12-28 21:50:00 UTC
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ktmguy
2013-12-29 03:33:00 UTC
stalker
2014-02-23 10:26:00 UTC
MrZ32
2014-02-23 10:36:00 UTC
stalker
2014-02-23 10:39:00 UTC
paul81
2014-02-23 18:00:00 UTC
Colonel_Klinck
2014-02-23 20:01:00 UTC
The Gin Reaper
2014-02-23 21:17:00 UTC
Post missing.
scamb66
2014-02-23 23:54:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2014-02-24 02:15:00 UTC
stalker
2014-03-31 08:38:00 UTC
Bert
2014-03-31 14:03:00 UTC
Post missing.
The Gin Reaper
2014-05-11 21:30:00 UTC
Bert
2014-05-12 15:22:00 UTC
Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk
The Gin Reaper
2014-05-13 08:39:00 UTC
MrZ32
2014-05-13 09:51:00 UTC
i put it in here because its not motorbike related and therefore should be ignored... but secretly proud of the shot
Crotchrockety
2014-05-13 14:32:00 UTC
Crotchrockety
2014-05-13 17:11:00 UTC
Post missing.
ktmguy
2014-08-26 15:44:00 UTC
lc4
2014-08-26 22:18:00 UTC
ktmguy
2014-09-05 07:50:00 UTC
Post missing.
ktmguy
2014-10-30 23:48:00 UTC
stalker
2014-11-06 04:55:00 UTC
Bert
2015-03-17 11:09:00 UTC
Bluetrees
2015-03-17 11:35:00 UTC
xrpilot
2015-03-17 15:00:00 UTC
I read each post in this thread and I still don't get it?
Good news is I discovered the Naked thread!
Gotta go...
*
Crotchrockety
2015-03-17 23:01:00 UTC
Ducati Pete
2015-03-29 12:51:00 UTC
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Woody80
2015-06-20 20:37:00 UTC
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Colonel_Klinck
2015-06-20 20:49:00 UTC
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shadowman
2015-08-10 12:07:00 UTC
Superdan
2016-09-02 01:49:00 UTC
Sarasota_Steve
2016-09-02 12:06:00 UTC
EDIT: Fixed YouTube link
The Gin Reaper
2016-09-02 12:10:00 UTC
Hope we can do at least another 20 pages as the first timers SD'ers did a few years ago.
Hint, Boobies.
Sarasota_Steve
2016-09-03 05:01:00 UTC
Post missing.
lc4
2016-09-03 08:10:00 UTC
Sarasota_Steve
2016-09-03 16:15:00 UTC
Post missing.
Willh
2016-09-24 03:41:00 UTC
Sarasota_Steve
2016-09-24 15:59:00 UTC
orangecrush
2016-10-15 11:25:00 UTC
Second and third round owners have got their bikes sorted using the search button?
This place is dead and this thread is getting harder to ignore
lc4
2017-04-19 17:30:00 UTC
Sarasota_Steve
2017-04-21 19:58:00 UTC
05DUKE
2018-09-14 13:04:00 UTC
WHO?
2018-09-15 04:53:00 UTC
fatbob
2018-09-15 09:35:00 UTC
WHO?
2018-09-18 00:02:00 UTC
Willh
2018-09-24 10:34:00 UTC
Sarasota_Steve
2019-04-13 22:16:00 UTC
fatbob
2020-03-15 14:17:00 UTC
Post missing.
Willh
2020-03-18 21:26:00 UTC
Post missing.
Colonel_Klinck
2020-03-27 17:58:00 UTC
No. 47
2020-03-27 17:59:00 UTC
Colonel_Klinck
2020-03-27 18:01:00 UTC
Post missing.
No. 47
2020-03-27 18:23:00 UTC
You?
Colonel_Klinck
2020-03-27 18:30:00 UTC
Bought a e-bike mountain bike. https://www.specialized.com/gb/en/turbo ... 9/p/118333 to try and get fit as have been a lazy fook. Epping Forest is 1 mile away so been riding around there with all this time off.