This is a static archive scraped from the now-closed superduke.net forum. If this archive has helped you at all and you fancy buying me a pint to say thanks, you can do so at buymeacoffee.com.

Latte? Mocha? expresso what you want?

Superdan

Superdan

2011-08-13 10:42:00 UTC

Pilfer'd from KTM forum, KTMs new product.

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CEREC1

CEREC1

2011-08-13 10:52:00 UTC

Hope you have the toaster to match.

ktmguy

ktmguy

2011-08-13 10:57:00 UTC

I love coffee (my only vice besides bikes) but as much as I like the SD and the RC8R I really think KTM should get their prices, dealers and produdcts sorted before bombarding us with toasters, coffee machines and butt plugs...

Davo-Singapore

Davo-Singapore

2011-08-13 11:24:00 UTC

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Superdan

Superdan

2011-08-13 11:38:00 UTC

Yeah, Tuono owners, glad I dont own one.

BASH69

BASH69

2011-08-13 12:44:00 UTC

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Superdan

Superdan

2011-08-13 13:10:00 UTC

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Ducati Pete

Ducati Pete

2011-08-13 13:22:00 UTC

Well as long as they have the coffee machine sorted that's ok.

Don't worry that you're years late with any meaningfull performance upgrades to the superduke you bunch of orange, daughter shagging Austrian c.unts.

jambox

jambox

2011-08-13 13:50:00 UTC

That really does look tacky as fook!

Glad they don't make any other home appliance pish like that....... Oh hang on a minute........ Fucktards!

KTM666

KTM666

2011-08-13 15:06:00 UTC

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...This is beyond belief who do they think we are some kind captive brainwashed morons that they can just put their logo on any old product and we will buy it…….


….now if they made a Juicer………just think Fresh Orange any time you wanted ....you could have a throttle as the speed controler




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ShadeTheChangingMan

ShadeTheChangingMan

2011-08-13 19:15:00 UTC

I'm just glad its not the same division that makes bikes.....therefore it doesnt detract from their bike R&D imo.

and i dont even like coffee.


ktmguy

ktmguy

2011-08-14 03:34:00 UTC

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scamb66

scamb66

2011-08-14 04:45:00 UTC

Rebranded Ducati item??

bic_bicknell

bic_bicknell

2011-08-14 05:45:00 UTC

A few years ago me and my team entered the Ducati competition for designing products that reflected their brand values and aesthetics. Got an expresso machine into the finals but won the whole overall competition with a desmo powered heart. Got given a brand new blinged-up 600 monster for our troubles!

Ducati Pete

Ducati Pete

2011-08-14 09:27:00 UTC

Bic, can I have the heart please?

It's for a Spanish gurl I know - she's been making do with a block of ice and could do with a new one.

jambox

jambox

2011-08-14 12:25:00 UTC

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loony888

loony888

2011-08-15 09:34:00 UTC

interesting bike you chose for your ads bic, one of the first monsters, designed around the 888 chassis but (normally) with a 900SS air cooled engine, yours has a full house 888 super bike motor in it. I've got an article on that bike here somewhere.......

as for KTM coffee machines, toasters etc. god help us if KTM australia get to price beans and bread, if compared to their pricing structure for parts between australia and anywhere else the beans would average out at about $300kg and bread, maybe spicy fruit loaf? would cost about $25 a loaf! KTM you rip off bastards! stop faffing around with yuppie crap and sort your dealers, warranty, and pricing.........twats!

scamb66

scamb66

2011-08-15 11:34:00 UTC

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Twisted Jester

Twisted Jester

2011-08-15 13:07:00 UTC

Yeah, those goddamn o rings, mine got snagged and split, can't believe how much they want for them, I've been meaning to measure em up and see if I can get some elsewhere

Dutch

Dutch

2011-08-19 09:17:00 UTC

What is so special about those o rings that they are $80?

I have an entire o ring kit in my truck that costs $60. Are they super high pressure? Acid resistant?

WTF

Not so sure about the coffee maker. Can't imagine what a service costs for that thing

BASH69

BASH69

2011-08-19 13:46:00 UTC

I tried to buy my wife a KTM handbag once... It didn't go down well.

Apparently Burberry make better bags? ...Who knew.

scamb66

scamb66

2011-08-21 17:14:00 UTC

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990EXODUS

990EXODUS

2011-08-22 00:22:00 UTC

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