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One for the older members....

SDNerd

SDNerd

2012-05-03 19:21:00 UTC

Yeah, saw that earlier this week.

LOL - blame the bike mfgr. - it's totally their fault.

We'll probably find out his wife was putting Cialis in his Cheerios every morning.

Linga

Linga

2012-05-03 19:48:00 UTC

Weirdos... Seriously Nerd, you guys need to appoint a "common sense" pre court judge.
He just listens to a story and if it doesn't comply with common sense he casually leans forward and slaps the complaintant in the face as hard as he can.

SDNerd

SDNerd

2012-05-03 20:31:00 UTC

Post missing.

Stupid Luke

Stupid Luke

2012-05-03 20:51:00 UTC

This one is going nowhere. It turn out that the guy, being a typical BMW rider, is too fat to actually see his own cock. He just assumed he must be erect as folks seem to call him a 'stiff' or a 'prick' wherever he rides it

Sabre

Sabre

2012-05-04 15:32:00 UTC

Shit........ where's the nearest BMW dealer ship

Stupid Luke

Stupid Luke

2012-05-04 20:40:00 UTC

Title should be 'One for the inactive members'. Then we could include those floppy cocks, Buzz, Freestyler and Robbo in this.

Anyway, Ducati Pete used to have this problem until it was discovered that Corbin used latex instead of leather on their seat covers.

Sabre pursuing an erection seat is like a dog chasing a car - if he caught it he wouldnt know what to do with it.

Superdan

Superdan

2012-05-04 20:45:00 UTC

Haha

Its now on MCN they have quoted BMW as saying "it wont stand up in court"