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Rossi's million dollar boat

Stupid Luke

Stupid Luke

2012-10-02 21:03:00 UTC

He has had that one 3 years. He had an almost identical one before it for about 6. There have been photos in the Italian media of Rossi with a variety of supermodel type girlfriends getting jiggy on one or the other. I am certain that he has just had a kid with one of them.

But in the UK most folk think he is gay and shagging Uchio. They also think he needs to stay in Moto GP for the money. Many, at least all the gobshite ones, think he is past it.

To summarise, most people in the UK are fuckwits.

Colonel_Klinck

Colonel_Klinck

2012-10-02 22:01:00 UTC

As eloquently put as always Luke.

fatbob

fatbob

2012-10-03 04:30:00 UTC

I agree with Luke, even though I'm originally from the UK. We were on the IOM in 2009 and due to cancellation of races on the first Sunday, we decided to view from the Grandstand on the Monday and ended up sitting right above where Ago and Rossi turned up, consequently getting some great views and photos. Just as we were basking in the moment of a beautiful day in a beautiful place, the apparently normal women sitting next to me said without any preamble...."You know that Rossi's gay don't you? He was caught fooking one of his mechanics at the British race last year". I'm rarely speechless.
Queen of the Fuckwits.

SDNerd

SDNerd

2012-10-03 12:32:00 UTC

Yeah!!!
You fook 1 mechanic and people never shut up about it.sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssshhh

DribbleDuke

DribbleDuke

2012-10-03 16:12:00 UTC

Post missing.

Stupid Luke

Stupid Luke

2012-10-03 17:13:00 UTC

There was innuendo insinuating that Rossi had screwed both Gabriele del Torcio and Claudio Domenecali.
It wasnt on the boat, it was in the boardroom.

DribbleDuke

DribbleDuke

2012-10-03 20:48:00 UTC

On the other hand. If there wasnt already a rumour that Rossi was gay I could start one. As I believe he has been fooked by Preziosi for the last 2 years.

Duke4Dirk

Duke4Dirk

2012-10-03 21:03:00 UTC

Reminds of the joke;
" I like you young man, Your the only one that did'nt leave her tied to the tree"

Linga

Linga

2012-10-04 00:17:00 UTC

All boats are million $$$ boats. People just don't realise it till it's to late!

Break

Out

A

Ton Of Money

SDNerd

SDNerd

2012-10-04 00:23:00 UTC

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Supaduke

Supaduke

2012-10-04 04:29:00 UTC

All boats: Holes in the water you pour money into until you get rid of them.

Been there, done that (several times over) ... sorta like motos, only the rate of money pouring is somewhat less.

What's that tired old saying? Ah yes ... "If it floats, flys, or fooks, you are better off renting it."

Stupid Luke

Stupid Luke

2012-10-07 16:31:00 UTC

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MADDOG53

MADDOG53

2012-10-07 18:23:00 UTC

Ever seen whoregay with a girlfriend? He is into spartan warriors and black mambas.

Even seen Ben Spies with a girlfriend? He takes him mum to all his races.

Even seen Bradley Smith with a girlfriend? Oh, hang on he is ginger though.

jambox

jambox

2012-10-09 18:28:00 UTC

MADDOG53

MADDOG53

2012-10-12 16:10:00 UTC

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Colonel_Klinck

Colonel_Klinck

2012-10-12 16:27:00 UTC

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MADDOG53

MADDOG53

2012-10-15 19:18:00 UTC

And as far as VAL is concerened,,,,no worries about being gay I would say
http://www.twowheelsblog.com/post/2418/ ... -megan-fox

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