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Scrotes at work -

Schnauzer

Schnauzer

2012-07-03 19:12:00 UTC

This is good example of how theaving scrotes/scum/See_You_En_T's approach stealing your precious.

The victim's setup a blog here: http://www.motorbikethieves.com to share and talk about the theft.

Superdan

Superdan

2012-07-03 19:27:00 UTC

Fooking wankers, shame owners mates had not come round the corner during that if he had known......I mean...... he should have called the Police.

stalker

stalker

2012-07-03 19:47:00 UTC

cnuts

Colonel_Klinck

Colonel_Klinck

2012-07-03 20:35:00 UTC

The system in this country is fooking insane. Stealing cars/bikes should carry a mandatory sentence. I don't care if its only 30 days for first couple of offences but there has to be a deterrent. If you keep at it then 5 years. Unti there is a real threat of punishment then why shouldn't they keep stealing. It is easy to take rather then earn. Though they will never know the satisfaction of owning something you have saved up for.

Actually fook all that, Hitler had it right, he just targeted the wrong people. Gas the fooking oxygen thieves

CEREC1

CEREC1

2012-07-03 20:36:00 UTC

Find the shits and chop off their thumbs

steeeve66

steeeve66

2012-07-03 21:06:00 UTC

It's one area where the Islamists might have it right, and to those who say "yes but people still steal" I answer; sure, but you don't see many with both hands missing!

CEREC1

CEREC1

2012-07-03 21:11:00 UTC

Post missing.

motoronin

motoronin

2012-07-03 23:07:00 UTC

With this level of CCTV, prints, facial recognition, how is it that the Fuzz do nothing..? Let's set up a sting website where we put sexy bikes in known areas and wait for the bastards to turn up..."Oh look! I found a pick-axe handle!" "Did you find a pick-axe handle?"...."No mate, I found an AXE!!" How quickly would this become a priority if we started waiting for them and beating them within an inch of their lives? We could do shifts, chip in for a sacrificial bike etc.. I'm unemployed at the mo, I'll sit with some beenockulaarrrrs, we text everyone and wait, pounce and break everything but the head, neck and torso. Word would soon get around...just an idea.

AGRO!

AGRO!

2012-07-04 03:34:00 UTC

Should just plant bikes in prime locations equipped with a bomb!

AGRO!

AGRO!

2012-07-04 03:40:00 UTC

A person comes running up in a gorilla suit and baseball bat and just starts having at it! That would be epic. Post it all over youtube.

Justice Gorilla says don't steal or else!

Can you imagine the story?

Scrote #1: so we're right in the middle of stealing this bike and a focking gorilla comes up with a bat and starts beating the crap out of us.
Scrote #2: f@ck that!

end of story.

ktmguy

ktmguy

2012-07-04 04:21:00 UTC

Post missing.

stalker

stalker

2012-07-04 10:14:00 UTC

I never felt so much desire for a few people to come out of that door with baseball bats.
I also vote for planting a bike....

Colonel_Klinck

Colonel_Klinck

2012-07-04 18:46:00 UTC

Post missing.

Willh

Willh

2012-07-04 20:33:00 UTC

Post missing.

AGRO!

AGRO!

2012-07-04 22:00:00 UTC

When my Duc was stolen they wouldn't even look at the CCTV footage because they didn't have that kind of time
Was stolen by a professional car thief with a van. They caught him for stealing cars months later and he fessed up to a bunch of stuff to get reduced sentence for coming clean...
I remember his name in case I ever come across him.

AGRO!

AGRO!

2012-07-04 23:16:00 UTC

Hands up all who have had a motorcycle stolen?
I had a bike stolen back in the 80s it was the first time I didn't have insurance.
Haven't seen it since but the funny thing is I still have the key.

CEREC1

CEREC1

2012-07-05 02:02:00 UTC

My 1979 yamaha Daytona Special RD400F was stolen and never seen again. It's been 30 plus years and I'd still kick whoever's arse for it.

TimR

TimR

2012-07-05 02:59:00 UTC

My bike was a Yamaha RD 250 LC..

TLS_Russ

TLS_Russ

2012-07-05 06:20:00 UTC

My first Superduke stolen, never seen again and insurance refused to pay as is was outside and not garaged