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The mother of all SMIDSYs

Nukem

Nukem

2015-06-03 03:22:00 UTC



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http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/news/69 ... in-germany

A learner driver in Germany has escaped unharmed after she inadvertently turned into the path of a convoy of British tanks - but her car wasn't so lucky.

Lippe police spokesman Lars Risserbusch said the 18-year-old had apparently not seen the convoy when she made a left turn in front of it.

The lead tank was unable to stop in time and the main battle tank ploughed over the front of her Toyota hatchback.

The tanks, from a British base in nearby Paderborn, were traveling through a military maneuver area that is also open to public traffic on their way to training exercises Monday morning. Police estimate €12,000 (NZ$18,600) damage to the woman's car. The tank was unscathed.

"The soldier had no chance to slow down," a police spokesman said. The soldier was cleared of any wrong doing.

The name of the road could have provided the driver with a clue: Panzerringstrasse translates as "Tank Ring Road", the Telegraph reported.

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Ohhhh - the convoy of tanks, no I didn't notice them at all. They must have been speeding.

I only wish that every driver responsible for a SMIDSY ended up with their car getting a similar treatment.


(edit: changed the post title because I thought it was a bit lame)

ktmguy

ktmguy

2015-06-03 03:24:00 UTC

A tank is camouflaged, that's why!

bauer

bauer

2015-06-04 10:30:00 UTC

Not sure what SMIDSY means, but good lesson for a wrong "U turner", It could be any of us on two wheels!!

Nukem

Nukem

2015-06-04 11:04:00 UTC

Post missing.

bauer

bauer

2015-06-04 11:15:00 UTC

LOL I knew the (very sad) phrase, I just didn't read its acronym before!

Mr_Trecolareco

Mr_Trecolareco

2015-06-04 11:44:00 UTC

SMIDSY, learn a new thing every day

jambox

jambox

2015-06-04 12:03:00 UTC

The term is used in the UK as well, so you're not alone

But I think it comes down to the fact that the learner was looking for cars, and not tanks, that their mind didn't register them in their camouflaged state. A similar thing that happens when it's a bike, albeit they ain't camouflaged.

ktmguy

ktmguy

2015-06-04 21:26:00 UTC

Post missing.

tripoddave

tripoddave

2015-06-05 04:54:00 UTC

That really is priceless!
I suspect the real reason for the accident is the tanks didn't have their headlights on

lobster

lobster

2015-06-06 20:44:00 UTC

Happened to me once on the way back from the pub. Turned right only to find someone had put a house there.
In court I pointed out that it hadn't been there earlier. (the last time I'd been that way was only 23 years earlier) Anyway, they completely disregarded that and can you, believe? Apparently, it was all my fault...

Nukem

Nukem

2015-06-06 21:51:00 UTC

Post missing.