I have to say, that after the epic thread that was topic 2000, this one is a bit of a let down.

I had such high hopes and was very excited as I clicked here, you've left me feeling a little bit used and dirty if I'm honest.

As confectionary containing Hazenuts go "Topic" is indeed one of my favorites. However, whilst 2000 vintage bars were particularly good - due to my killing an awful lot of squirrels that year, the 2001 vintage Topics were slightly less palatable. However, I believe "Bounty" bars enjoyed a good year in 2001....

..... They Came in search of paradise.