First stop today was a trip to Morecambe Bay. Not been here for a very long time, maybe 25 years. Lost a knee slider on the way back home last night so planned a trip to Lancaster to get a replacement. Guess what? All three of the bike shops I grew up with there had gone. It's a sad feeling pulling up to a building and remembering the shop windows full of the latest bikes and finding a charity shop or an estate agents. So I carried on to Morecambe on the advice of an old man who told me that there was a big Honda dealer on the trading estate there. Found it eventually but it was more of a car dealership and they only had one pair of sliders that were bright red so I gave it a miss. Not like I'm getting my knee down on these roads anyway. This estate is also the place where I passed my bike test in 1980, it gave me some memories I tell you, I kept on doing life savers and observing the road in a different way
Morecambe bay is famous for it's cockles and how dangerous it is to be caught on the beach with the fast tide. It killed 23 Chinese cockle pickers once in one go.
Next stop was Kirkby Lonsdale which is a mecca for bikers round here. Know as Devil's Bridge locally the car park was pretty empty today at 10 in the morning. Roads to get here are 20/30 miles of really amazing fast bends and sweeping highways. They are mostly bordered by dry stone walls and hedges and the visibility round many is impaired but if you slightly tune down the danger buttons in your brain you can really shift. I was passing all the other bikes out at that time by at least 20 or 30 MPH more speed. It was slightly embarrassing and I hoped that once I turned up at the bridge there wouldn't be a constant stream of bikes arriving moaning about the loony on the black KTM that passed them a while back with no consideration for biking etiquette. (they were in the way and going too slow is my only defence!!). Sundays when the weather is good there can be hundreds of bikes here, police presence and helicopters have reputedly spoilt the vibe a bit but there wasn't a sign of them today. Parked up next to two KTM 990 Supermotos and had a good blather with the guys. Both of them test rode the 1290 and thought it was overpriced and cheaply built so weren't interested.
25 miles up the road and across the border into Yorkshire saw me at Settle for some much needed fish and chips. Up North you can ask for 'scraps' and get an additional pile of batter bits they fish out of the oil. Mushy peas, vinegar, wooden fork, brill. Every town and village you pull into here has a load of bikes parked up at the market cross or outside some central cafe. Great place to meet people and have a chat. Whatever anyone else thinks about bikes they are definitely one of the best social engaging things to own. Bikers the world over are a brotherhood and turning up on one means that you are instantly accepted and welcomed.
Settle to home is a 40 mile adventure through the best of the Lancashire fells and moors. Sometimes the roads are OK and 100mph fastish but suddenly they degenerate into 'C' class and you'd be better of on a supermoto. Potholes, stray sheep, piles of gravel on blind corners, I:10 hills with no run off and steep drops to a mountainous graves. Not the race track analogies I spend most of my time searching for down in the South of England. But it's where I spent the best part of 15 years riding my loony two strokes and I know most of the corners still like the back of my hand. Truly nostalgic run and the views are really awesome.
Got home mid afternoon after six hours in the saddle. Crippled in pain, knees killing, shoulders fooked. But happy and content. Just not sure where I'm going to go tomorrow!