This is a general warning to all about Motoronin or TCP (Tubby Chopper Pilot) as he's known in Lincolnshire [/url]

Those are the pies he makes from the hookers he kills. You keep eating em, he has to dispose of the bodies somewhere and his work wont lend him the copter to drop them in the sea anymore

Rumbled on all counts..Pesky Klinck..

I've known Ronin for over 20 years now. He's blessed with brains and a cunning to use them to achieve his goals. In this case the devious goal of slowing down Ginge through an expanding waist size. TBF it would prob have worked a treat because we've seen Ginge's 'treat draw' and the way he fiercely patrols it's perimeter. A couple of Bakewell tarts a week added to the Malteseres and Rich Teas, plus a pork pie or two could easily have added a few secs to lap times

Sorry Dan, it wasn't a sense of fair play that had me grassing you up to Ginge. More just the sheer hilarity of your plan that I couldn't keep to myself. Some things are just too funny to kept secret.

Dear all please heed the warning of my fellow ginge (sabre), i can confirm i have been a guinea pig for operation tubby bugger, please see the below before and after shot!