Crotchrockety
I've seen a lot of shit in my 48 years on this planet, lots of stupidity, recklessness and death. I've scraped pieces of dead bodies off railroad tracks, almost ran over a corpse on the freeway because it was so disfigured I thought it was a bag of garbage, and saved a few lives as well, but what I saw today finally convinced me that the human race is doomed.
I saw a young girl, perhaps 12 years old, riding her bike, dangerously close to the double yellow and on the wrong side of the road, while, . . .
talking on the fooking cell phone.
Where would such a young mind get the idea that talking on a cell while riding a bicycle is OK? Probably from her stupid fooking mother that drives her gas guzzling SUV while talking on the phone.
Every day I see a new PSA about the danger of talking / texting while driving. The latest is a kid that got in an accident and is profoundly retarded because he was in an accident while texting. But, no matter how many PSAs are shown, no matter how many laws are passed, this little girl provided the quintessential proof that you cannot legislate stupidity away. They can pass all the no talking while operating a motor vehicle laws they want, but the stupid fooks will continue to be stupid fooks and they will raise stupid fooking children. So, we are doomed.
/rant
I saw a young girl, perhaps 12 years old, riding her bike, dangerously close to the double yellow and on the wrong side of the road, while, . . .
talking on the fooking cell phone.
Where would such a young mind get the idea that talking on a cell while riding a bicycle is OK? Probably from her stupid fooking mother that drives her gas guzzling SUV while talking on the phone.
Every day I see a new PSA about the danger of talking / texting while driving. The latest is a kid that got in an accident and is profoundly retarded because he was in an accident while texting. But, no matter how many PSAs are shown, no matter how many laws are passed, this little girl provided the quintessential proof that you cannot legislate stupidity away. They can pass all the no talking while operating a motor vehicle laws they want, but the stupid fooks will continue to be stupid fooks and they will raise stupid fooking children. So, we are doomed.
/rant