Stupid Luke
2011-02-19 20:17:00 UTC
I got up this morning all excited and loaded my bike in the van bound for Tagg Racing to get my Motobox fitted.
Bike in van all strapped up ready to go but where is the motobox?
I know where I left it, in a cardboard box on the dining table along with my bling clutch cover, blank off plates, secondary flies, KTM service book and Bic's instructions that I printed off.
Oh, what is that I spy outside the back door in the pissing rain? You guessed it, a soaking cardboard box containing sopping wet instructions, service book and all of the above.
So anyway, no harm done but Paul and I did spend about an hour drying each page of instructions and service book in front of a fan heater. I am probably on another sex ban for shouting at her, no idea how long this one will last as I am still serving the last one from 2002.
Revenge is a dish best served cold and it has already been suggested that I leave something that she values out in the rain. Any other suggestions?
bic_bicknell
2011-02-19 20:45:00 UTC
Though I share your mental anguish at the thought of my Motobox instructions being turned to pape mache in this mornings rain. Fred West indeed.
We too have a cleaner and Amy's away this week so there's nothing to do as I live clean and don't mess up the house like she does. Amy rings me up every other day and dictates over the phone what I have to write down for her to do that day. Iron shirts, clean skirting boards, cooker hood etc. I feel like writing, "Dear Simona, please go out to car park and clean Superduke thoroughly, start with warm soapy water and finish off with soft cloth and ACF 50, oil the chain, pay good attention to the rear shock and front brakes, spray WD40 over electrics under belly pan and polish the CF panels. Then, if you have time, wash visors on the three Arai helmets on the shelf in the living room, clean leathers and boots, and iron the thermal underwear hanging in cupboard."
Hope you got all the bling fitted Ok. Is that Paul who used to be at Brackens? I'm planning to go see him when I need a service done next - is he still at the same place? Hope he's doing OK and that there are plenty of old Bracken customers still using him.
Does he smile more than he used to?
Stupid Luke
2011-02-19 21:02:00 UTC
Miserable Paul from Bracken I havent seen for about 3 years. I heard he carried on on his own, probably got all those 16 year old halfwit apprentices out thieving for him now like a KTM Fagin
Ducati Pete
2011-02-19 21:05:00 UTC
Colonel_Klinck
2011-02-19 21:12:00 UTC
jmann
2011-02-19 22:14:00 UTC
When the ultimatum came about the bike one had to go. Still got the SD
Had to spend the money I had stashed away for my next bike on furniture though.
ShadeTheChangingMan
2011-02-19 22:51:00 UTC
Millar
2011-02-19 23:06:00 UTC
Post missing.
MrZ32
2011-02-19 23:09:00 UTC
Post missing.
Grendel
2011-02-19 23:20:00 UTC
Stupid Luke
2011-02-19 23:52:00 UTC
Post missing.
Twisted Jester
2011-02-20 02:00:00 UTC
ktmguy
2011-02-20 05:08:00 UTC
Anyone who puts any of my stuff outside in the rain can follow suit regardless of what it is, that is just mean.
The buy more bikes advice is sound too, like that!
Stupid Luke
2011-02-20 10:28:00 UTC
Post missing.
BASH69
2011-02-20 12:06:00 UTC
Post missing.
MADDOG53
2011-02-20 12:49:00 UTC
Post missing.
scamb66
2011-02-20 13:41:00 UTC
robbo01
2011-02-22 16:16:00 UTC
Sounds like a not so passive agressive missus there. Window all the friggin way down. As for the sex, just pull one off on her pillow. Let her have a yogurt perm in the morn.
Stupid Luke
2011-02-23 13:33:00 UTC
Post missing.
robbo01
2011-02-24 20:59:00 UTC
Post missing.