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Zombie or Supermodel? Learn the difference.

Ducati Pete

Ducati Pete

2011-10-31 01:20:00 UTC

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cdlabate

cdlabate

2011-10-31 03:47:00 UTC

And now I know. Thanks Ducati Pete!

scamb66

scamb66

2011-10-31 12:33:00 UTC

Wonder when the zombie apocalypse occurs if you could tie up and shag a zombie. I mean there has to be some benefits.

tripoddave

tripoddave

2011-10-31 15:38:00 UTC

In the original book 'I am Legend' (relatively recent Will smith film) the 'hero' does shag a zombie while they are dormant during the day.
Nice.
Mind you supermodels are rarely that attractive if you ask me. So i'm not sure about the sex appeal entry.
Wonder if supermodels look like emaciated boys because most male clothes designers bat for the other side and what they want to do most if dress boys in women's clothes?

Ducati Pete

Ducati Pete

2011-10-31 16:05:00 UTC

Post missing.

Ducati Pete

Ducati Pete

2011-10-31 16:06:00 UTC

Post missing.

cdlabate

cdlabate

2011-10-31 16:31:00 UTC

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Colonel_Klinck

Colonel_Klinck

2011-10-31 17:55:00 UTC

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bic_bicknell

bic_bicknell

2011-10-31 18:59:00 UTC

Riding home through central London tonight I have to say I saw a inordinate number of zombie girls on the way to parties. Tall, very good looking, sexy, already tipsy, torn stockings, cheekbones, dark eyes, wild hair, red lips, black tattered clothing,high heels, clutching teddy bears, school girl satchels etc. Very very sexy indeed. Bring on the end of the world I say.

Colonel_Klinck

Colonel_Klinck

2011-10-31 19:10:00 UTC

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Ducati Pete

Ducati Pete

2011-10-31 19:27:00 UTC

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Ducati Pete

Ducati Pete

2011-10-31 19:28:00 UTC

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Colonel_Klinck

Colonel_Klinck

2011-10-31 20:30:00 UTC

Zombies rock!

Ducati Pete

Ducati Pete

2011-10-31 20:31:00 UTC

They are a lot scarier since they learnt to run!

AlpineDuke

AlpineDuke

2011-10-31 21:06:00 UTC

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Ducati Pete

Ducati Pete

2011-10-31 21:09:00 UTC

WOW - that's good.

AlpineDuke

AlpineDuke

2011-10-31 21:25:00 UTC

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Ducati Pete

Ducati Pete

2011-10-31 21:31:00 UTC

That one doesn't look very dead.

Quick, get that hooligan pissed guy to hit it with a hammer!

AlpineDuke

AlpineDuke

2011-10-31 21:34:00 UTC

She'll probably hit him back...HARD

(The other one is not dead either, she's a living dead.....)

Ducati Pete

Ducati Pete

2011-10-31 21:36:00 UTC

We need a word for that.....

er.....

Undead?

AlpineDuke

AlpineDuke

2011-10-31 21:42:00 UTC

Or a ............................. Zombie!

AlpineDuke

AlpineDuke

2011-10-31 21:54:00 UTC

A real one, from Holland...She's 60+, was recently in Playboy....But she really is a..................
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MADDOG53

MADDOG53

2011-11-01 03:24:00 UTC

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MrZ32

MrZ32

2011-11-01 23:09:00 UTC

How about a"skinless" corpse http://www.usmagazine.com/stylebeauty/n ... te-2011111

990EXODUS

990EXODUS

2011-11-03 03:32:00 UTC

Clink, wait till you see the herd in the first episode this season - so tense I was holding my breath!!!

Colonel_Klinck

Colonel_Klinck

2011-11-03 08:06:00 UTC

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