Last year I went out with numerous eedyuts,
All riding sports bikes.......... the little tykes,
Now I be astride my beautiful bird.......... about my loins she likes to gird,
Black and of 1100cc’s she be…........ I want one too, I hear the plea,
She’s certainly not wanting in speeeeeed…........ and still more than up to doing the deeeed,
Through the B roads of mid Wales we plough…........ at over 140 miles n hour,
She takes everything all in her stride…........ past other bikes she likes to glide,
As I stick out my chest with great pride…....….. aw but this is a bloody great ride,
The corners now draw near n nearer…........ getting tighter still, they do appear,
Getting even tighter noowwww……....... causing sweat upon the broowwww,
I’m loving it large and in a speed trance……....... but went in too quick and she’s started to prance,
HA!! HA!! HA!!!!!! HA!! HA!! HA!!!!!!!! we’ve survived our dance…........ but not without me sh*tting me pants!!!.
Have to slow down now an ickle bit…........ it’s not me fault its cos a tha sh*t,
Carrying a passenger down me trou…........ I slip n I slide for over n hour,
The end of the day n home at last…........ now to get rid of da smelly ballast,
In the garage I try to doff me gear ….......only to find now, that I’ve stuck to da chair,
Later my dignity I try to mend ......….n went out n got somet to take that bend,
She’s black n she’s shinny n full of fun ….......hope she’ll be kinder to me bum,
Never before have they seen the likes ….......those little tykes n their sport bikes,
So from far n wide they come to luke …......... it's cos ive bought me a superduke,
Duke of Dork
2008-02-26 20:49:00 UTC
weeksy
2008-02-26 20:55:00 UTC
LOL nice post mate..
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