Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house the whole damn family as drunk as a louse...
Grandma and Grandpa singin a song and the kid was upstairs flonging his dong...
Mom outa the cat house and me outa jail just crawled out of bed from a nice piece of tail....
The crest of the moon on the new fallen snow gave a whore like luster to the objects below....

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter , i jumped outa bed to see what was the matter....
Away to the window i flew like a flash threw open the shutters and fell on my ass....
But what do my blodshot eyes appear but a rusty old sleigh with two maingy reindeer
and an old driver a pounding his dick i knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick....

slower than snails his reindeer they came - he bitched and he swore as he called them by name....
Now Dancer now Prancer up over the walls , quick now damnit or i'll cut off your balls....

Then up on the roof he stumbled and fell , came down the chimney like a bat out of hell ....
He staggered and stomped as he sent to the door tripped on his peter and fell to the floor....

I heard him exclaim as he rode outa sight --- " Piss on you all this is one hell of a night "....

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